You Might Be A Scrooge If.....

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away. . . you just might be a Scrooge. If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas. . . you just might be a Scrooge. If you get your Christmas tree at a rest stop at night. . . you just might be a Scrooge. If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts. . . you just might be a Scrooge. If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park. . . you just might be a Scrooge. If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat. . . you just might be a Scrooge. If your favorite pastime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights . . . you just might be a Scrooge. If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin. . . you just might be a Scrooge.